Season: 2011

The Royal Road–March 3, 2011, 23:57, London

Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 in Artists & Company

Date: March 3, 2011 | Author: John Tufts

WestminsterAbbeyWhat day is it? How did I get here? Who am I?

Yesterday/today we got on the plane and today/tomorrow we landed at Heathrow.
Tonight/yesterday morning I stared into the mirror asking existential questions in the least existential, most sincere way: Who/What/Where/Why-am-I? An 11 hour flight from LAX does that.

Immediately after setting our things down, we tubed around London on the quest for Westminster Abbey.

No matter how badly we wanted to just take a short nap, we were afraid that the short nap would feel much too good, and turn into a very, very long nap. The last thing we wanted to do was wake up at 10pm wired and ready. So despite our exhaustion we set off into the maze of London.

WestminsterAbbey2However, due to our thinking yesterday was today, Westminster Abbey closed at 15:30 Thursday, instead of 6:00pm Wednesday, and no amount of insisting to the Right Reverend Fuzzleberry guarding the door could convince him that our TARDIS had malfunctioned, and that Thursday hadn’t arrived yet.

Yestermorrow, by the time you read this, we will have seen the tomb of Henry V in all its glory, and a new episode will follow shortly therebefore.